When asked why BORRING would make the switch, Rosensteele noted, "Our creative staff has been exhausted by the effort it requires to include several different stories in one publication. Also, my Microsoft Publisher trial edition ran out."
Therefore, instead of continuing to publish quality, in-depth coverage of recent developments, BORRING will pursue a path chosen by virtually every media empire: piecemeal rubbish. "Why blather on and on about something, when really no one cares about anything you couldn't Tweet?" Rosensteele mentioned.
Analysis of market trends suggest that Rosensteele is making a good move: a recent survey of blog readers revealed that most have already stopped reading this post, as it has exceeded the "two pictures per five words" rule.
Of those surveyed, those who had Googled, "How to get a scorpion off your back," are still reading.
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